Nov.1 Spent all day turning back into a pumpkin head. I don’t like it when boys walk out of my life, then walk back in like it’s no biggie. Tyler Higaki saved kittens from terrorists & I get to keep one.
Nov.2 Did one too many lines of coke in math class today. I don’t feel well. All I want to do is paint my nails, drink blue gatorade, & figure out whether I’m hot/cold. <—- Not a Katy Perry refrence.
Nov.3 I don’t really like being this sick. Or being single. And yeah, I do realize how lame that sounds.
Nov.4 Never ever thought bunco would be as fun or intense as it was.
Nov.5 Playing in the rain. Cars rain boots. Cinnamon rolls with sprinkels and oreos.
Nov.6 Driving around looking at all the weird kids we know, drinking white peppermint mochas & smelling the fireplaces in the morning while Bon Iver plays on my stereo. I love fall.
Nov.7 “My birthday’s coming up!” said the cute guy at mainland who distracted me from spending money on clothing with leopard print all over it.
Nov.8 Just work -__-
Nov.9 CLAM YO TITS ONE-ETY ONE.
Nov.10 Nation’s = so romantic when babies are screaming and you’re trying to avoid eye contact with a schizophrenic douchebag. What a daaaay of nothing.
Nov. 11 Watching hoarders made me clean. A lot.
Nov. 12 WTF. This changes everything that I’ve been feeling for like a month. Le meow meow alll over my closet doors.
Nov. 13 I really ought to stop dying my hair. I’ll be bald in a matter of time. My 40 cats will love me no matter what though.
Nov. 14 Blood test. 3 vaccinations. Throat swab. “I see someone’s expecting!” FUCK YOU KAISER.
Nov. 15 I had the entire day to sleep but I didn’t sleep and now that I’m going to work, I’m exhausted. Cool. Swag.
Nov. 16 Nom nom nomorific. Why do I love the food network so much? It’s like all I watch. Waaaaiting for things to get better.
Nov. 17 Oh Breaking Dawn, you were so not worth a midnight showing while I’m dying.
Nov. 18 Got the answer I was looking for. And now I’m done. Simple as that.
Nov. 19 When everything else is falling apart around you, go talk to sheep on the side of the road.
Nov. 20 Left the house for 90 minutes. I’m starting to get excited for Amanda’s/my own birthday, and the holidays and bla bla bla. Kinda glad I have mono and I can’t work.
Nov. 21 Baked a zebra cake with my grandma. Decorated said cake with my mom. I’m a cake boss sometimes.
Nov. 22 I rule when it comes to other people’s birthdays. Spent the entire day with my best friends doing hoodrat stuff like smoking spice at the mall and making cards and eating seafood enchiladas. Oh, and you’re in love with me now/again/still? K.
Nov. 23 Laying low. Nothing special. Meh.
Nov. 24 I left for a reason, and I shouldn’t ever go back. Taking a shot with my best friend’s mom fixes the day. Eating too much food with my tiny family while listening to Blink-182 <333
Nov. 25 Muscle spasm on muscle relaxers means no work againagainagain.
Nov. 26 I’m getting the most sleep I’ve gotten in months. I love spending time in crowded Thai restaurants with someone I haven’t seen in a whiiile.
Nov. 27 Using mayonaise + eggs + olive oil as a deep conditioner. Gag.
Nov. 28 FOOD SWAG. I ate way too much of that “chocolate bar” with Nikki. One of the best days I’ve had in a long long long time.
Nov. 29 Back to work after too long. Spilled water all over everything. :(
Nov. 30 Sooo windy! Ready for my birthday to come and go away for a year.
Dec. 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. Montle Broight, no tattoo, “do you think they survived this? oh wait, it’s a bullet wound to the skull..,” came home/dinner with my family, dan-made alcohol. Not the worst birthday of my life, at all.
Dec. 2 I spent 7 hours in a tattoo shop. Numbing spray saved my life. I love this ink so much. <3
Dec. 3 Chico Bound! Definitely a night (full of shivering, walking, cops, and “live love laugh chico” advice) I will never forget.
Dec. 4 Listening to oldddd music/panicking about being really late for work on the way home from chico.
Dec. 5 Kinda sad that this semester is almost over. Kinda happy my dermal is still in.
Dec. 6 Finals review is annoying AF, but I definitely will miss the kids in these classes who help me fail. I always feel so much better when my eyebrows are waxed omgahhhd.
Dec. 7 Traaaacy.
Dec. 8 Traaaacy. I’m there a lot.
Dec. 9 Danielle Edwards made my night <3 Christmas lights, leopard keys, leopard nails, red hair.
Dec. 10 Jazlynn’s birthday party! Teaching little kids how to beat each other up while someone’s drunk brother tells you about how he got tatted when he was 9 and then watching drunk Michael Keele tell you stories, then looking at the biggest house in tracy with David Condra and Guillllllllermo.
Dec. 11 Here we go again. Avoiding the problem by escaping to Tracy.
Dec. 12 Too much smag at the gas station while I christmas shop alone. Went to Deacon Dave’s with Amanda & Guillllllermo. SHMACKIN.
Dec. 13 Spent my whole day updating my itunes and then went towork hell. I’m lame.
Dec. 14 So maybe you do like me a little bit. OR maybe I’m just starting to fall for your man spells. I missed nights like these where we eat at the in n out and go to the walmart with the KK.
Dec. 15 Do you really need me? Probably not. That’s okay. You’re just distracting me from studying for my finals.
Dec. 16 WAMP. 93 on my spanish final. Christmas shopping for myself. Pulled over by a very nice police man with a mustache.
Dec. 17 Hookah bar! And then drama drama drama with “fucking” Amanda and Henry. Literally almost got eaten by a drunk slore.
Dec. 18 #gettingsenthomefromworkearlyswag.
Dec. 19 Took an adventure to Davis with Marisella for delicious thai food and some catching up. Much needed best friend night. Then, more man spells. Are you really vulnerable like me or do you just know the right things to say?! Either way. You’re a grade A cuddler.
Dec. 20 Finally finished my gah damn christmas shopping tonight after work with Stephanie. Alsooo got myself my center dermal! Definitely going to marry the piercer one day, hot daaaaamn.
Dec. 21 Seeing everyone from highschool at the mall = weird.
Dec. 22 Center dermal is fuckin up already. Cool. I love hanging out in parking lots with people and it’s even better when they love the christmas presents you get them.
Dec. 23 BTOWN with my honorary jews, more public hand holding with my Henry, & sneeze houses with my mom. Succceeessss.
Dec. 24 Pregame christmas food with my family, then busy ass night at work. HO HO HO.
Dec. 25 New Uggs. Leopard shit. Boyfriend :) Spent the entire day with all of my favorite people. My favorite Christmas, ever.
Dec. 26 Spent $400 in like 20 minutes. I loooove me some new panties.
Dec. 27 Second thoughts. Fucking. FUCK. Everybody is mad.
Dec. 28 Nobody is mad. Just concerned. I like you, and I don’t want to marry you. So it’s okay! Reeeelief.
Dec. 29 I don’t like paying $500 per semester for fucking classes that I don’t need. Oh well. They’re paid for. Six Feet Under is the BEST show asdfghjkl.
We’re laying in an open field, & I will let you grow.
Fall is coming soon, a new year for the moon.
Never gonna break, never gonna break.